Thanksgiving is a day for family and friends to gather and eat as much as they want!! But sometimes it is hard to wait for all the fixin’s to be on the table. To help pass the time, you can share these Thanksgiving jokes for kids with each other. You can even play games with jokes, like this:
Split into two teams. Give each team a list of different jokes. Teams go back and forth telling each other a joke. Teams get a point for every joke they are able to answer. The team with the most points wins something — or the losing team has to do something funny, like sing a silly song. Pass the time laughing until we all sit down at the table!!
If you have a favorite Thanksgiving joke, leave a comment and let us know so we can add to our collection!
THANKSGIVING JOKES FOR KIDS
Q: If pilgrims travel on the Mayflower, then what do college students travel on?
A: The Scholar Ships.
Q: Where did they take the Mayflower when it was sick?
A: The nearest doc.
Q: How did Mayflower sailors say hello to each other?
A: They waved.
Q: How did the Pilgrims bring their cows to America?
A: On the Mooooo-flower.
Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like to listen to?
A: Plymouth Rock.
Q: What kind of cars would pilgrims drive today?
Q: What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
A: May flour.
Q: How did they clean their clothes on the Mayflower?
Q: What kind of tan did pilgrims get?
Q: What do you call Thanksgiving for selfish people?
Q: What kind of face do pilgrims make when they’re in pain?
Q: What do comedians call thanksgiving?
Q: What do pilgrims learn in school?
Q: What do vampires call Thanksgiving?
Q: Where did the first corn come from?
A: The stalk brought it.
Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Q: What did the Mayflower sailors play when they were bored?
A: Cards – because they always have a deck.
Q: Why was the Thanksgiving dinner so expensive?
A: It had 24 carrots.
Q: What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
A: The letter G!
Q: What’s the smallest unit of measurement in the pilgrim cookbook?
Q: What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
A: Your teeth.
Q: What do you call the evil being that comes to get pilgrims?
A: Pilgrim Reaper.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Pilgrim with a cracker?
A: A Pilgraham.
Q: Why did the pilgrim’s pants keep falling down?
A: Because his belt buckle was on his hat.
Q: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
A: Quack, Quack, Quack.
Q: When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
A: In the dictionary.
Q: What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey trot.
Q: If there were still Pilgrims alive today, what would they be famous for?
A: Their age!
Q: What’s a pilgrim’s mother called?
Q: What did the baby corn say to mama corn?
A: Where’s pop corn?
Q: What smells the best on Thanksgiving?
A: Your nose.
Q: What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
A: A Har-VEST.
Q: What do Halloween and Thanksgiving have in common?
A: One has goblins, the other has gobblers.
Q: What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin pi.
Q: What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport?
Q: Why did the bubble gum cross the road?
A: It was stuck on the turkey’s foot!
Q: What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on a hill?
A: An eggroll.
Q: What showed us how much the Mayflower liked America?
A: The way it hugged the shore.
Q: What do turkeys like to do on sunny days?
A: Have peck-nics!
Q: Why was the Mayflower sailor put in a time-out?
A: He was naughty-cal.
Q: Why did the cranberries turn red?
A: Because they saw the turkey dressing!
Q: Why did Johnny get such low grades after Thanksgiving?
A: Because everything is marked down after the holidays.
Q: What does Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving?
FREE PRINTABLE KIDS THANKSGIVING JOKES
Be sure to download your FREE Thanksgiving jokes printable. You can print these jokes to share with your kids. They work great as lunchbox notes in the month of November!
Whether you’re looking for jokes that work well for November, these Thanksgiving jokes will have your whole family laughing together all year round!
If you’re looking for fun things for the kids during Thanksgiving, check out the Thanksgiving Printables for Kids at A Little Pinch of Perfect! We love them!
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